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95X to Hit the Books?!
Posted: Sep 19 2009, 08:07 PM
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(OOC: I could declare this a closed RP, however I'm not. I have an idea of where I'd like to go with this, but it's not set in stone. If someone else wants to contribute, that's OK.)

Current 95X President Fred McFascist arrives at his office in Pacific City, along with his 12-year-old son, whom he's training for what Fred hopes will be a career in business and politics.

No sooner than he walks in the door of McFascist Corporation, the company he owns, a woman known for her protesting of the living conditions of common 95X citizens breaks through the security doors and into the foyer of the well-guarded building. This prompts four armed security guards, wearing their usual full-body riot gear, to spring into defensive position, thinking it's an assassination attempt.

"No, I just want a minute to talk!" she screams, hoping it will stop the guards from shooting their automatic assault rifles at her.

Fred stops near the elevator, turns and says with a funny look on his face, "Ma'am, do you realize you're still alive after several layers of automatic seek-and-destroy weapons designed to take out anything without a company ID card, an outer bullet-proof security door leading to a room that can fill with lethal gas to kill intruders, an inner bullet-proof security door, and are in a lobby that has at minimum four automatic-rifle-carrying security guards?"

"S-sir... n-n-no... I-I..." the woman sutters out.

"Well," Fred replies, "quite frankly I'm impressed. The last person who tried this was fried by the electric wall you're only about a meter from. Step towards the middle of the room, let the lead guard search you, and I'll grant you your minute."

"She's completely unarmed, your excellency," the lead security guard says after searching her.

"Very well then," Fred says. "As you know I am the busiest person in the entire country. You have one minute, and one minute only. Afterwards, security will escort you out of the building."

"Sir," she starts, "we absolutely have to do something about the education system in this country. As you know I'm from Cascade Island, where we try, but we're still hit with national government intervention and lack of funding. We used to have a fine tradition in this country of teaching the alphabet 'X-Y-Z-A-B-C,' now most children don't even know what an alphabet is. Even the University that University City's named for shut down several years ago. We need a place where everyone, including my own kids, can learn something other than sports or manual labor."

"Manual labor," Fred's son says, "that's spelled 'M-A-N-U-E-L L-A-D-E-R!'"

"Be quiet, Frank!" Fred commands.

"Not even your own son knows anything!" the woman yells in disgust. "Does he even know who the founder of 95X is?!"

"Don't answer!" Fred shouts before anyone can say anything else. "Guards! Escort this time-waster out of my building!"

The woman is escorted to the outer wall of the building complex, where she is sternly told if she enters again she will be executed for trespassing. The security guards close the gate and leave.

The woman laughs, and says to herself: "good thing I have it all recorded."

She takes off a digital recording device shaped like a hearing aid, which she wore around her ear under her hair.

Later that day, Fred checks the online news sources.

"Holy crap!" he exclaims, reading the main headline. "I'm going to have to do something."

The headline read "Education Protester Confirms President's Son is Uneducated."
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